SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES ~
"Men may fail in this country, earthquakes may come, seas may heave beyond their bounds, there may be a great drought, disaster, and hardship but this nation, founded on principles laid down by men whom God raised up, will never fail. This is the cradle of humanity, where life on this earth began in the Garden of Eden. This is the place of the new Jerusalem. This is the place that The Lord said is favored above all other nations in all the world. This is the place where the Savior will come to His temple. This is the favored land in all the world. Yes, I repeat, men may fail, but this nation won't fail. Harold B. Lee
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but I was just as happy when I only had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden
If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Johnny Carson
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. ~ Steve Martin
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
~ Jonathan Winter
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ Robert Benchley
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. ~ Benjamin Franklin
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked ~ David Letterman