SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES ~
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.
~ Howard Hughes
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~ Prince Philip
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror
~ Jean Rostand.
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but I was just as happy when I only had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
~ Bob Marley
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
~ Benjamin Franklin